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Rest with Funny Kyai,...pigs never say her protest,ever she?

"sir kyai,as nonmoeslem,I like to ask to myself,Why Islam like making something rules that funny?”, a stranger
that block the way when kyai in the way to his house after he was gave rohani lecture

”Sorry sir,what do you mean?”, kyai said.Why can a stranger without permission and unpolite give opinion like this??

”Sorry,I heard in Islam that pigs is forbidden to eat for moeslem,isnt it?”,this man heard kyai when he give lecture about forbidden to eat Pigs today in the mosque. Apparently this person did intend to throw the problem

”Right sir”, kyai respond his question.

”But why,Your God, Allah swt  create this creature(pig) but forbidden to eat? is it useless,pigs was created but also forbidden to eat by human,isnt it?”, this man says his argument.Geez,this man is nosy,Kyai thought

”But this forbidden is only just for moeslem”, kyai respond it  slowly.

”But kyai,that create the pigs is yours God,isn't it?”, this man seemseager to bend Kyai with his scattered tongue skill that still looked stiff.Maybe seems try his science.

”what?,your God can't create this creature?”, kyai basically say his argue
”Ohh,of course it ca . But it was enough represented by your God”, This man still dispute.

”Oooo,so like that?”, kyai turn down his voice. His brain work harder than before.

”Yes sof course,why our god must be tired if the others can give facilities, This man further indulgence provocation.His face smile,we can see his victory smile,with confident smile,his thought he was succed defeat brain of  the Village man,Kyai kocak .He never know absolutely,maybe he is true,only a Village person,Buthis brain like graduated from Al-Azhar Univerisity in Kairo.

”So what kinds of things that your God made?”, clingngng!, like a lamps on kyai heads,brightly made an idea
”so many things”.,the man respond more confident.

”So did your God also create yourself?”, kyai respond quickly.

”Ooo of course. Human is more precious than anything. And also more precious than Piggy. So,my God didnt create Piggy,but choose to create human",the man answers with the high logical answer.

”And so,did your God also create your wife too?”, kyai still criticize his opinion.

”Wife?... ohh, Im sorry I didnt get Married”, He said.He lost his power.he get trap from the answers.

”About your status, its your problem. That I mean is,Did Your God also create Woman?”, kyai get the control.The lamp on his head shine Brighter than before.

”Are you Joking??yeah of  course,cuz the woman also human kind”the man lost of his control,his defence is in lowest point.

”but why you didnt get married?”, crash. Kyai turn back the man's words. Like a sword in the hands of men,Kyai bent towards to his chest .

”In our faith,Im is holy man and in this position,forbidden to get married”, the Man still save the last power of his thinking. He does not realize that a little more resistance will end.

”why you say like that ?”, kyai draining him and provoke him to more boldly.

”Because with that,I stay focused to serve God”, increasingly cornered the man, but still not aware that he cornered.

But why did your god create a woman, whereas you yourself should not be married. Prohibit married women, even creating a women. It's a waste of energy,isnt it? "the last feed was given by kyai.

”Eit,wait in minute,be patient kyai, it applies only to me. Others are not. Please get married.But Pig is forbidden for all the moeslem ,isnt it? "

”Lhaa ... yes already finish. Pigs that was forbidden to all Muslims only, others are not. Please eat pork if it hooked.But  pigs never say her protest eventhought he is Haram/forbidden to eating,ever she?!"
 

Keh keh keh keh.,., Kyai laugh in his heart.The man went away leaving thekyaiwith hot flushes.

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